Hello! My name is Doctor Johnny Spam. Do you know how much valuable email medical advice you may be sending to your trash or spam folders? Without even looking? Well, that’s a shame! My specialty is curating medical email to bring you the very latest in miracle cures for … well … you name it. Aches and pains, weight loss, sex problems, tinnitus, etc. These cures are brought to you by adventurous souls way smarter than doctors and scientists. Simple remedies, too! Just drink it before going to sleep or eat it for breakfast in many cases – things the pharmaceutical industrial complex is just so desperate to cover up to protect their outrageous profits! Sure, they have their paid medical “experts” (aka “quacks”) with fancy degrees and all that – but lucky you, you have Doctor Johnny Spam!
Below you’ll see just some of the miracles just waiting for you that you’ve been missing! Subscribe to get the latest delivered directly to your email,
PAINKILLERS
A Columbia University MD already found the “Holy Grail” back in the 1970s.
You see, this doctor uncovered a powerful, natural painkiller… that works with your body’s natural mechanisms to renew your achy joints from the inside out.
And in fact, it’s so effective at stopping pain… Even some mainstream doctors are now saying it’s better than morphine — yet safer than aspirin!
Skeptical? Well, right now I’ll show you all of the evidence …
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Doctors are baffled – Check it out!
Does THIS common drug make the burning pain of raw and angry nerves even worse?
You won’t believe how popular it is… (Big Pharma rakes in $4.6 billion a year from it and the FDA just approved 9 generic versions last month!)
This is urgent. A June 2019 study from The BMJ on 191,973 neuropathy sufferers found THIS medication is linked to suicide, unintentional overdose, and traffic accidents.
Now, here’s where it gets really interesting. As soon as you throw it in the trash (and replace it with this 15 second habit), the opposite happens: the constant numbness, burning pain, and “pins and needles” become distant memories…
SEX LIFE
A bad sex life is the “leading cause” of divorce in America. And it doesn’t help that 1 and 3 guys suffer from some form of E.D…
I’ve got good news for you… Scientists have discovered a simple and easy “brain hack” to almost instantly fixing your arousal problems. New science does reveal your brain has a “control switch”…
Which is why it’s extremely urgent you watch this presentation right now…
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Do you want to have sex with Elke tonight?
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Breakthrough Discovery of Penis Brain
Naturally Reverses Erective Dysfunction & Boosts Sex Drive
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One-time sex? Better than tinder. WARNING! You may see naked women!
COVID
Sure, it’s all fake news, just a way for Bill Gates and the Democrats to smother you and inject a tiny microchip into your body to control your brain and make you a socialist.
BUT – better safe than sorry? Well, if it can kill parasitic roundworms in horses, you can bet it will knock any nasty little viruses right out of your body!
That’s right – just mix a tablespoon of Ivermectin in a glass of ordinary household bleach and it will clean you right out!
MENTAL HEALTH
How to reverse brain shrinkage after 40!
If you ever wake up and feel like you lack energy…
Or you have trouble sleeping at night…
Or you’re noticing that you’re becoming forgetful with age…
Then this presentation will be the most important thing you see this year.
Inside you’ll discover the frightening reason why this is happening to you… and how to help prevent further symptoms… and even help boost back to feeling normal again.
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Could vision problems mean your brain is trouble?
Did you know that trying to treat the symptom rather than striking at the cause of your vision problems is the worst curse imaginable?
This shocking link between the eyes and the brain was discovered by researchers in Washington.
Most people continue to wear glasses because they’ve been brainwashed by the medical establishment to believe poor eyesight is a hereditary condition… Even though new studies are showing this to be completely false!
Don’t let that be you – do this tonight and you’ll no longer need glasses…
TINNITUS
Even brain doctors were left in complete awe…
They just couldn’t believe tinnitus has absolutely nothing to do with the ears…
But with this one alarming thing that’s happening inside your brain at this very moment…
As the ringing you hear is, in fact, a symptom of another hidden condition.
Where ear sounds really come from.
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1 In 6 People Who Lack This Mineral Become Deaf
Doctors can’t explain why this insane method passes every lab test…
But one thing is crystal clear:
All the patients who drank this incredibly strong mineral…
Completely restored their hearing in as little as a couple of days!
So far, over 33,477 people from all around the world improved their hearing with this remedy.
Strong mineral drink restores hearing forever.
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The multi-billion-dollar hearing aid industry doesn’t want you to learn the truth about tinnitus. They want you to keep buying their useless products so they can keep making money. While you’re stuck with a constant ringing in your ears…
But I’m taking a risk, because you need to learn the TRUTH about reversing tinnitus.
And in this controversial presentation you’ll discover how the hearing device industry has been lying to you for years. Not just that, you’ll also learn how reverse your tinnitus and throw away those hearing aids for good.
P.S. The hearing device industry doesn’t want you to know this information. Watch this shocking presentation as soon as possible before their lawyers get this video taken down for good.
WEIGHT LOSS
A military scientist discovered this ancient Japanese mixture of herbs will heal your gut and force your body to flush out all your unwanted belly fat.
It helped a mom and thousands of other people lose up to 39 pounds without a single sit-up or workout.
>>>Swallow this Spice Mixture To Burn Off 21 Pounds of Pure Stubborn Body Fat
Give it a try tonight…
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Do this tonight and you’ll be 2lbs lighter tomorrow This overlooked molecule in your pancreas is key to make your belly fat and flabby arms a thing of the past…
Elite doctors and scientists are impressed by the fat-burning-power of this 5-second ritual
Hint: It was discovered by a legendary doctor from Japan
Whatever you do, you’ll want to do this tonight!
CURE ALL
Dr. Ale – cures what ales you and ales what cures you! A twelve-pack a day keeps the doctor away!
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Snake Oil! Yes, snake oil, the best overall curative known to man! And woman for the female curse! Don’t believe those old wives’ tales about ineffective snake oil. Do they think they’re smarter than the ancient Chinese?
For the best rattlesnake oil on the market,
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