Every line in this poem is from the subject header of spam email I have received – JC
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I have been told about you
Ooh La La!
Coming in Hot
These singles noticed your attention. Don’t hesitate, act now!
Stop seducing me this way, it’s painful!
You have a lot of pleasure and pain coming
Organic compound ends Oral and Genital
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I saw a vision of your life 5 years from today
Novel Hormone Discovery Leads to Hair Loss
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You’re in luck
Why wait until it is too late?
Roll down the windows
25 Free Spins
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I just got some shocking news
Can you trust your friends?
Seriously, take a look at your background check
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We won’t survive this
Throwing in the towel
Talcum Powder Linked to Ovarian Cancer
America Has a Drinking Problem
Waterproof Tesla Inspired Electric Lighter
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Did you see what happened in Texas last night?
2,000 Year Old “Biblical Mystery” Finally Decoded
Mother Poops Out 39 lbs of Pure Body Fat
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