A Women Is

Marjorie Taylor Greene asks, “How can you (Joe Biden) possibly know the power of women when you can’t even define what a women is?” 

Good Question.  

I will try to help poor Joe understand what a women is. 

Observations 

  • A women is a single body with two female heads and two vaginas. 
  • A women is a walking contradiction, partly truth, partly fiction. 
  • A women is existential. 
  • A women is postmodern. 
  • A women is a riddle. 
  • A women is nothing without a men.  
  • A women is atrocious grammar.  

Pop Culture References 

  • I is women, hear me roar.  
  • I is a women, W-O-M-E-N, I’ll say it again, I is a women. 
  • You make me feel like a natural women. 
  • When a man loves a women. 
  • Girl, you’ll be a women soon.  
  • Just like a women. 
  • A women, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar.  

Example Sentence 

  • What a women is, is a women is a women. 

I hope this helps clarify what a women is. 

Published by clackker@gmail.com

I write short stories - usually about a thousand words, more or less - for my pleasure, and yours.

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