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Harley Quinn looked down at Fluffy Devine, swooning in his arms after he caught her as she started falling, fearing she was fainting.  “Are you all right, Fluffy?”  “Huh?”  “Your, uh … um … oh, the hell with it – your tits are hanging almost all the way out of your frilly pink dress, risingContinue reading “Johnny Clack Writes a Romance Novel”

The Old Man settled into his rocking chair on the front porch of his old frame house outside of Blossom, Texas near the Red River. He covered his legs with the quilt Lilly had knitted for him many years ago.  He had been raised by his single mom and his grandparents in that old frameContinue reading “The Old Man and Mr. Whiskers”

Imma start up writing again, yessiree bobby, tha’s what Imma gone do in 2024, uh-huh, uh-huh. I been takin’ a sabbatical is what they call it, but now Imma back in the groove, yeah baby.   Writing not so vera hard ta do.  I done it before.   Ya  gotta get set up proper is what youContinue reading “New Year Resoloot 2024”

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Devin McNoodle groaned and rolled over, shaking off the cardboard and newspapers covering him, an empty MD 20/20 bottle by his side.   But these days the bottle let him down, it let that memory come around; the one true friend thought he’d found – yes, the bottle let him down.  He must have cried againContinue reading “The Underpass”

At the end of spring semester, ca 1972 or so, my friends Barry and David and I decided to take road trip from Waco to Nuevo Laredo just across the border in Mexico. I liked Barry and David in no small part due to my being taller than them, and I’m not very tall. OurContinue reading “Roadies”

Ken slammed on the brakes of his red Corvette convertible, top down, cutting a donut in the beach sand. He looked up and saw her on a lifeguard stand. “Barbie! Where have you been? I’ve been looking for you, like, everywhere!”  Barbie looked down. “Be there in a jiffy! Tutti! Please take over my shift!” Continue reading “Beach”

I asked Joleen to go with me on a picnic. As dusk settled in, we held hands and watched wordlessly as a pretty pink and purple sunset settled in over the lake.   It was our third date and I asked her if she would like to come over to my apartment for drinks. “Mmmmm, I’dContinue reading “Vacuum Lovers”