Do you want to know a secret?
I just woke up.
Blame it on the Bossa Nova.
Bright lights, big city.
Listen – do you want to know a secret?
Roll over.
Okay.
I’ve looked at you from both sides now, and still somehow.
Only skin deep.
I got under your skin.
What did you see?
The one-eyed snake is blind.
Uh-huh. Shallow too.
That’s what she said.
That’s what I said.
Okay.
Guess.
What?
The secret.
Your name?
Slam, bam, thank you, ma’am.
Thank you, ma’am.
Blaze. Blaze Starr.
How old are you?
Doesn’t matter.
Legal tender?
No comment.
I’d rather not know.
Here’s a clue for you.
I’m waiting.
The walrus was Paul.
Paul? That’s my name.
I’ll get dressed now.
Reverse strip tease, nice,
I must go now.
Where’s my clothes?
That’s the secret.
Blaze Starr, right? I’ll find you.
I’m all over the internet. Bye now.
Copyright © Johnny Clack 2022
Superb insight! Bro
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You can leave your hat on…
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