Imma start up writing again, yessiree bobby, tha’s what Imma gone do in 2024, uh-huh, uh-huh. I been takin’ a sabbatical is what they call it, but now Imma back in the groove, yeah baby.
Writing not so vera hard ta do. I done it before.
Ya gotta get set up proper is what you gotta do ta get started. First, you gotta sit yer ass down and belly up ta the pooter with good posture, like sit up straight, elbows bend at 90 degrees, right leg bend and foot right tucked right up under yer left leg right near yer ol’ bunghole, fingers curled up on the keyboard, QWERTY and all that. Relax and take yer first sippa whisky ta get in the mood (that’s what she said, ha!)
Ya might wanna type up a practise sentence ta get yer fingers all liquored up, like Miss Grundy made us do – now it da time for all good men ta cum ta da aid un der cunty, only with capital the n in now – like Now, so ta speak.
If yer like me, ya might be backspacin’ a lot, don’t worry too much about it, at least ya don’t gotta use whiteout like ya useta, and ya don’t have ta pound the keys down real hard like ya useta like way back in da corn patch with Miss Grundy who’d whup ya up good if ya backspaced a lot and sucked up da whiteout budget, yeah, thanks ta modern pooters.
Now here comes the hard which is ya gotta think up somethin’ ta write about, which I already done it which is this New Year’s Resoloot and now I’m done, that’s all she wrote, and I’m outta here, long gone like da turkey tru da corn, time ta drain da resta the whiskey, bottoms up!
Anyways, see ya next week, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Short Shorts 
Good startTOM Young1047 CR 1119Brashear, TX903.413.1673
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