Johnny Clack Writes a Romance Novel The Romance Debut!
The Old Man and Mr. Whiskers A reckoning
New Year 2024 A hopeless resolution
The Underpass The bottle let him down
Roadies The end of the semester back in the day
Beach Barbie and Ken go to the beach
Vacuum Lovers She swept him off his feet, so to speak
Noodlevilles Pyrrhic Victory
Outta Here This is the end, my friend
On Qubits and Such What’s it all means and where it’s all going
10 Essential Life Skills By Johnny Clack
Memoirs of a Lazy Man Finally finished
Proposed House Republican Bills – 118th Congress A wish list
House Republicans Balance the Budget Not really
CIAEWDL Committee to Investigate Anything and Everything We Don’t Like
So Close, Yet… Devin McNoodle would do anything to be Speaker – and he did
Press Release Regarding Confidential Documents
ChatGPT and Me Amazing and boring
Mansplainer Listen up
Brief Bible Lessons Chicken noodles for the soul
Republic A civics lesson
Cornbread Wedding Way down in Lousiana
Dialog Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Illegal Aliens Like, real aliens
A Women Is Answers for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Question
How to Write a Short Story With a short story included
Liquidity Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Four Elements of Writing a Short Story From an authoritative source
Mr. Diddywadiddy Won’t somebody tell him what it means?
Religious Freedom Reconsidered The case of Allah Akbar v. Texas
Bad Story A very bad Story.
Block This could be the last time.
Stages The seven stages of grief in record time.
The Once and Future President Yes, it could happen.
Stranger in a Strange Language Professor Jacques Lacques struggles to understand
A Walk on the Wild Side Taylor gussies up for a night on the prowl.
SPAM POEM Ripped from Spam
Redistricting 2020 – Texas Style Congressional redistricting in Texas: The True Story
Particles It happened to Hoson Biggs at the Where the Hell is San Leon Festival.
Hitch Johnny hitches home, Texas 1972.
Shrodig the Rat and The Cats (?) A children’s story.
Reckoning A Look Back at a Life … well … Lived
Facial Freedom Give them liberty and give them death
The New Revised History of The United States, Vol I In accordance with Texas law
The New, Revised History of the United States, Vol II In accordance with Texas Law
Leaf Blowhards All the leaves are brown
Snake Oil! Only the best email medical advise as curated by Dr. Johnny Spam!
Being A Composite and Incomplete Paper on Concealed Carry of Handguns on College Campuses in Texas A composite student paper on the topic.
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